- Jason Walker, Nomjga XI Correspondent writes:

Contact with My Detachable Penis has been lost!

Numerous communication stations and relays have been unable to make contact with My Detachable Penis. Although, this is initial reporting numerous theories have been put forward about the demise of the ill-fated colony. It could have been destroyed, or simply political turmoil broke the colony down. My Detachable Penis' fate is unknown at this time, due to the lack of any communication coming out of My Detachable Penis the worst has been expected.