- Jeffrey Rossi, GNS News writes:

Citizens of Pirate's Left Nut upset about the Unemployment Rate

Reporters inside Pirate's Left Nut are reporting that Unemployment Rates have driven the population of Pirate's Left Nut to march in protest of policies. "This is absolutely ridiculous!" says one disgruntled citizen of Pirate's Left Nut. "How can expect the people of this planet to go on living with the Unemployment Rate being as it is? It?s bad policies that lead people like myself to take such drastic actions! needs to pay more attention to the Unemployment Rate or we all may be forced to take more drastic actions!"

You heard it from us first folks. If is listening then its probably best if heeds the words of his disgruntled citizens and does something soon about the Unemployment Rate. That's all from Pirate's Left Nut for now but we'll keep you updated with the latest on the Unemployment Rate situation.