- Jeffrey Rossi, GNS News writes:

Citizens of Land O' Splosions upset about the Unemployment Rate

Reporters inside Land O' Splosions are reporting that Unemployment Rates have driven the population of Land O' Splosions to march in protest of policies. "This is absolutely ridiculous!" says one disgruntled citizen of Land O' Splosions. "How can expect the people of this planet to go on living with the Unemployment Rate being as it is? It?s bad policies that lead people like myself to take such drastic actions! needs to pay more attention to the Unemployment Rate or we all may be forced to take more drastic actions!"

You heard it from us first folks. If is listening then its probably best if heeds the words of his disgruntled citizens and does something soon about the Unemployment Rate. That's all from Land O' Splosions for now but we'll keep you updated with the latest on the Unemployment Rate situation.