- Janette Wilson, Docchu XX Correspondent writes:

Cease Fire On Docchu XX

At 12/09/2016 at 04:21 the skirmish between the forces of Pirates and the forces of Sniv have ended as quickly as they began. The short conflict, which started on 12/09/2016 at 03:02, claimed 18,761 lives on both sides of the engagement.

The skirmish came as a surprise to the citizens of Docchu XX as the first shells hit their targets. Experts expected this conflict to draw on longer than it did. Skeptics warn that this decline should not be considered permanent and that more hostilities are probable as long as relations between the two factions remain strained.