- Jason Walker, Cogthu V Correspondent writes:

Contact with I like Boobs has been lost!

Numerous communication stations and relays have been unable to make contact with I like Boobs. Although, this is initial reporting numerous theories have been put forward about the demise of the ill-fated colony. It could have been destroyed, or simply political turmoil broke the colony down. I like Boobs' fate is unknown at this time, due to the lack of any communication coming out of I like Boobs the worst has been expected.