- Jerry Lewis, Nomfme Correspondent writes:

Space Conflict Begins in Nomfme

A large battle began today at 01/14/2013 at 18:49 in Nomfme. Forces of Tesboom engaged contingents belonging to Rockethead in a violent clash of explosions and weapons fire.

Sources indicate that no end to the conflict can be determined at this time. The battle, in its early stages, has already claimed 1 lives and has seen 1 military assets left destroyed.